Friday, May 6, 2011

cinco de mayo

In celebration of Cinco de Mayo I had Taco Bell and watched a terrible Mandy Moore movie.
this has nothing to do with cinco de mayo.  or does it?

I want to say something about Cinco De Mayo.  I don't know what the historical significance of this day is.  I vaguely recall it has something to do with some sort of battle or war.  I also recall it is a Mexican holiday. Beyond that I do not care enough to learn anymore about it.  Don't comment on this blog and tell me what it is about.  I don't care about it.  Even a little bit.
this photo, taken at chichenitza, captures my feelings on pointless holidays.

I'm going to list the top 5 holidays I don't give a rat's cheesy behind about.
They are as follows.  They are in no particular order.

  1. Cinco De Mayo
  2. Boxing Day
  3. St. Patrick's Day
  4. Any Canadian holiday on my calender
  5. National Hat Day
And there you have it.  I now declare my bitter tirade against pointless holidays over.  

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