When I got a dog I thought it would be fun. I didn't think it would be gross.
On why having a dog is gross:
- She smells bad.
- She sheds on my furniture.
- Her ear blood is covering the walls.
- She vomited up a gallon of ocean water on the carpet.
- She threw up on her bed the day before.
- She smells just like you would think a salty, crusty dog smells like.
Oh, and she's not dying. She just has a weak stomach and an injury on the most vascular part of her body.
I thought I'd be buying dog toys- not Oxyclean, a Bissell little green, and a buttload of flea medicine.
Do you think Nick would be mad if he came home and Molly Weasley was gone and I had a tabby cat named Professor McGonagall?
2 comments:
yes, I think he would be mad-- but only because McGonagall is a mouthful...
She is a cute poochie though. She looks like she's completely enjoying herself in the pic.
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