The Radio.

Sometimes for my own amusement I tune into hot 99.5 and listen to pop lyrics. I just sit and really listen. I know I just recently posted, but it seems new songs come out all the time.

Here is by far my very favorite of the moment. It comes from Mariah Carey's "Why you so obsessed with me" Are you prepared? She's right up there with Chaucer and Whitman.

"So why you trippin'

You a mom and pop

I'm a corporation.

I'm a press conference

You a conversation"

Next time someone gets on my nerves I'm definitely laying it all on the line and telling them that they a conversation, but I- I get press coverage by major networks.

This is a relative oldy but goody. I like it when Britney says:

"I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots.

I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot"

They should use these musical lyrics when preparing analogies for the SAT's. I mean, how much better would the youth do when they could say: Judge is to verdict as Ringleader is to shots. I think everyone would do rather well actually.

Finally the last song that's disturbing me is "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus. I'm not going to front like I don't like it, but there is one thing that's just been niggling at the back of my mind for some time.

"Get to the club in my taxi cab

Everybody's looking at me now

Like 'who's that chick that's rockin' kicks?'"

First off, Miley Cyrus is 16. What is she going to some lame under 18 club like H2O in Ocean City? Does Billy Ray really let Miley get her rave on? The club (insert scoff here). Secondly I thought that "kicks" meant shoes. Does everyone in LA go around barefoot or does the word "kicks" mean sneakers? If that's the case did she really think people wouldn't look at her if she was wearing tennis shoes to a night club?

I'm done.

Love, Kaley

PS Nick comes home TOMORROW so I probably won't blog. Yay :)