who's that girl?

It's Jess!

Psych!  It's just me!  Owen took a really long nap today so I decided to google "Zooey Deschanel Hair Tutorial."  Turns out it's just curling your hair.

Here's my favorite outtake from my photobooth photo shoot.

What?  It's hard to look awkward and cute at the same time.  How do I live in Mississippi and have legs this pale?!