I opened my presents.
I curled my hair.
I gave Owen a bath, and when forcefully removing a kitten from the bathtub was scratched by that kitten. Deeply.
Kitten got put in time out for scratching, knocking over her food dish, and breaking three ornaments this morning. Kitten is single handedly trying to ruin my birthday. Now kitten is laying peacefully behind me as if nothing ever happened.
Did I mention kitten ate the dog's food which gave her diarrhea which she stepped in and left a trail of poopy kitten prints from her litter box... for the second day in a row?