Pluto: Did you just say vodka?
Mars: Vodka is alcohol with water added.
Venus: Yeah, and then you set it on fire!
Mars: Wine has healing qualities, if your feet smell, then it takes the smell away.
Venus: I saw a video of a guy who set his eye on fire with vodka.
Then I intervened. This is what your kids are talking about. This is what your kids are watching on television and youtube when you are not supervising them. Are you scared yet?
|"do your feet smell?" "they did, but not after this glass of wine"|