can of worms

The layer of neosporin makes the cut hard to capture on photobooth

I needed a can opener. When I reached for the offending can opener on the rack I was shocked when the one above it detached itself and hit me in the eye socket. I thought "Boy, that hurts"

To my surprise when I walked by the mirror section in Bed Bath and Beyond I found the plastic packaging had sliced open my eyebrow. I know it doesn't look as bad in the picture, but my eye really hurts. I don't know if I'll ever like the can opener that I bought. It's heavy.

reenactment of can opener attack