first impressions.

I'm pretty sure that I've blogged about this before.

Gadzooks!  That was awful!

Guess what?  I still can't make a good first impression.  I'm not sure how I come off.  Maybe arrogant?  Annoying?  A wearer of excessive bronzer?  I would ask for advice on making a good impression, but then I would just feel horrible that I couldn't follow it.

So, here is what I am thinking.  If I'm going to make a bad impression- why not make a really bad impression?  Perhaps I should talk about how I sell crack.  Maybe I should drop the f bomb.  I mean, I guess I could fart if I was really committed.  Tell people I'm cheating on my husband?  With a girl?  That I own 22 cats that I don't spay and neuter?  That I have my dead mother living upstairs in a rocking chair??

Well, maybe I'll just go with the excessive bronzer.