coffee table.

I do know that it is not possible to be a real person and have your house look like the Pottery Barn catalogue.  It's just not functional.  It doesn't mean I like it.

As an unemployed pregnant lady who is stuck inside from the heat the couch is what you could consider my base camp.  Pet care items, my breakfast, my ever present cup, and my basket which is not quite decorative as it holds remotes and not vases of flowers and antique books.

This is what I want my coffee table to look like.

Nobody watches tv in PB world.  Where do they keep their remotes??