Tuesday, March 16, 2010

lame.

Teen Mom?

Breaking Dawn is the dumbest book I have ever read. Seriously. I don't know how they are even going to make it into a movie. For those of you who don't know, Breaking Dawn is the fourth book in the Twilight series. It is stupid, inane, and poorly thought out. Stephanie Meyer isn't brave enough to kill anyone or make anyone feel any sort of pain or suffering. Her characters become caricatures of themselves. She even gives them dumb nicknames they never had previously. How is Kristin Stewart going to portray a teen mom with a half breed vampire/human baby? I also don't know how they are going to saddle this movie with an age appropriate rating when there is vampire sex and blood vomiting and other stupid things. Yup, explain undead sex to your tween!

Rant over.

2 comments:

cottage girl said...

I completely agree. J.K Rowlings, she (Stephanie M) is not. I sometimes wonder if it would have been better if there was only the first book. It all went downhill after that one.

Young Professional said...

hahahah. I liked this book, but it was not my fav. I will say though I went through a major twilight phase so maybe if I read it now I would not like it as much.

Yeah I'm def interested to see how they play out the sex scene...cuz..dang.