"Who of us knows anything about chloroforming a cat?" demanded Anne gloomishly.
"I do, honey. It's one of my few-sadly few- useful accomplishments. I've disposed of several at home. You take the cat in the morning and give him a good breakfast. Then you take an old burlap bag-there's one in the back porch-put the cat on it and turn over him in a wooden box. Then take a two-ounce bottle of chloroform, uncork it, and slip it under the edge of the box. Put a heavy weight on top of the box and leave it till evening. The cat will be dead, curled up peacefully as if he were asleep. No pain-no struggle."
And this little beauty
"Kittens have to be drowned, I admit, or the world would be overrun. But no decent, grown-up cat should be done to death-unless he sucks eggs"
Further proof that L.M. Montgomery hates all felines. Also, I have been overtaken by Anne of Green Gables lingo such as "I'm dreadfully sorry" and thinking of dryads, fairies, and the like. And long for the day when you could go to the store, mussy up some green muslin and sew myself up a dress!
Ok! Enough!
Love, Kaley
4 comments:
This almost makes me want to read it...
You know what's funny...L.M. was actually in love with cats. In her museums in PEI they have tons of photos of her beloved cats.
So glad you are enjoying Anne of the Island. I've read that one about 100 times and still love every second of it. Wish I could live in Patty's Place...
How Ironic! Though after she did not kill off rusty, she did write some rather endearing descriptions of him.
Back then, if they didn't drown kittens they would have been overrun. I'm sure they didn't spay and neuter.
Uncle Jim was going to drown a litter of kittens that were under Granny Myers' trailer when I was little. But I cried and he took them to the animal shelter. I can make a difference!!! They were friendly too. I really wanted to bring one home but my parent's said no. We already had a big fat hand-me-down cat at home. Can you tell he didn't like me?
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