Thursday, November 6, 2008

Rambling


I have a few random thoughts today. First thought comes from school and being a teacher and watching Judge Judy. I bet all my kids would behave if I was as fierce as J. Judy. So, these parents gave their 8 year old a b.b. gun. And he shot up his neighbors trailer and shed. The parents had to be taken to court b/c they would not admit he did it. Okay, why can't people accept that children are stupid? I'm not being negative, I'm just putting it out there. Once my brother filled a spray bottle with lemonade and proceeded to coat the walls of his room with a thin spritz of sugary lemonade. Mom only discovered this when dust started sticking to the walls. Stupid. Another example, everyday I spend as a teacher. Only children think like children. I believe at a certain age you lose the ability to rationalize like a child, which is awesome news or else we would all decide to eat a healthy breakfast of Doritos and be obsessed with hand held pencil sharpeners and the Jonas Brothers. That kid was like "I wonder what would happen if I shot my b.b. gun at this metal shed..." Parents: You're kid is stupid, just like all children. Punish him and move on. Even more embarrassing... this lady was a teacher. She should have known. Oh well.
Next, there are a lot of coin collecting commercials on TV...and I watch a lot of it. So you can trust me on this. Nothing replaces a husband like cable programming. Back to coin collecting-it made me think that I don't collect anything and I literally thought to myself "If something happened to Nick, I would collect cats" and I know this to be true because when I drove by the SPCA and it said "We are at Cat-pacity" ( Witty witty animal crusaders!) I've been thinking, I wish I could save a cat, and save myself from this run on sentence.
Also, when Nick and I were dating, all I could look forward to is marriage. It was kind of fun to sit and dream and plan. Now I'm all married and alone and devoid of a life plan. Which is okay. Really it is. I was just feeling a little nostalgic, that's all!
Please forgive me for my rambling, run-on, and random blog entry.
Love, Kaley

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