As Monday draws closer and closer I keep hearing one song in my head- "Schools out for the summer- School's out forEVER". And how true I wish that was. I LOVE doing nothing and getting the same paycheck I got as when I worked about 45 hours a week. Stay at home moms- Iget it! Even though Ihave no one to take care of but myself I love to stay home and hold down the hatch.
I brought home my reading manual for the first unit. Did I crack that sucker once? Nope. One thing you can be sure of: This year I transform myself into every childs worst nightmare. There will be no misbehaving in my classroom. Ben and I even considered getting glow and the dark eyes tattooed on the back of our heads to frighten children when they walk in the first day. I wonder when they walk in...who is really a good kid, and who is pretending? Which one will become my worst nightmare in two weeks when he feels comfortable enough to reveal his true self? Which one's name will I mutter in my nightmares and refuse to name my children after? All these questions will be answered in two weeks. I go back to work on Monday-but that's just to set up my c-room and have meetings.
Also, with a 20% increase in school supplies I'll be praying my students have enough money to come to school with pencils. And I won't scare them, just scare them out of misbehaving.
Your friendly neighborhood teacher,
Kaley
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