My father has a saying whenever on the O.C. boardwalk.
"Houdini wasn't right, sometimes the freaks come out in the day"
This of course is born from "Freaks come out at night" and my dad is like the only person who knew the band who sang that. But people, it is true. People watching in midsummer is better than a pay-per-view subscription. Watch it yourself here if you don't believe me. My friend, yes you should have worn a belt and no your clear bra straps are not fooling n-e-one! Finally, I complained enough (I mean I do work in Glen Burnie for 10 months of the year) and we hoofed it back to Bethany. It was almost boring. The tight tube tops and size 26 women in spandex (true story) were replaced by teenage Hollister models and yuppies. Do you think if a yuppy has an unattractive child that they get to trade it in somewhere? Or does Hollister just transform 13-17 year olds into attractive beings.
Hollister children got Nick and I thinking we were thankful it did not come to our mall until college. When it came to Back to School, I rocked Arizona jeans until I discovered the way chicer Weathervane...which isn't chic at all I discovered later. But Nick, oh Nick, received 58 bucks to go to Sears. So, we're glad we didn't have to compete with all that fashion at such a young age. We had some fudge and fries and now we're back to our normal lives.
Love, Kaley and Nick
PS If you don't send me some pics, LP is going to win. And the winner gets, well lets just say it's worth it.
email me your pics: km05377@salisbury.edu
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