old school navy.

I want Nick to be able to kick it old school like these guys:

Beards circa 1899

I like the sassy one on the far right.  Civil War Era Navy.

No, I don't mean their uniforms.  No, I'm not referring to their piloting of wooden and steam ships.  I'm talking about their majestic face hair.  That's right Navy!  Bring back the beards!  Bring back the Dewey 'staches!  Bring back intimidation and honor!