world's ugliest christmas ornament.

First comes love, then comes marriage.  Then comes the inevitable search for the perfect "Our First Christmas" ornament.  Fortunately for my mother, she was gifted her first ornament and spared a search.  Unfortunately, this ornament resembles a styrofoam cow udder studded with metal teats.  I'll let the ugliness speak for itself.

note her look of love.  

a close up.

Though my mother may try to hide this ornament, I hope it is displayed in a prominent place on our tree where it gets it's proper respect.