words. words!

Your 10 favorite words.  

1. Convoluted.  adj.  complicated; intricately involved.
2. Poultice.  noun.  a soft, moist mass of cloth and herbs applied hot as a medicament to the body.
3. Wonky.  adj.  askew.
4. Lame.  adj.  slang.  out of touch with modern fads or trends.  unsophisticated.  
5. Butthole.  noun.  slang.  vulgar.  (usually objectionable)  Why are you always scratching your butthole?
6. Husband.  noun.  a married man; esp. when considered in relation to his wife.  
7. Harry.  noun.  a male given name.  
8. Ukulele. noun.  a small guitar like instrument associated with Hawaiian music.  
9. Yarmulke.  noun.  a skull cap worn by jewish males.  
10. Jesus.  noun.  also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth.  

Thanks dictionary.com.  No thank you for setting forth the judgement on #5.